{"id":5804,"date":"2010-09-17T09:05:51","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T15:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.businesspundit.com\/?p=5804"},"modified":"2020-09-21T13:32:40","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T17:32:40","slug":"this-weeks-weird-and-unusual-jobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.businesspundit.com\/this-weeks-weird-and-unusual-jobs\/","title":{"rendered":"This Week’s Weird Jobs"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nImage: alancleaver2000<\/a>\/Flickr<\/em><\/p>\n

Are you, by any chance, a female Native American horse massager?<\/strong> Are you a good driver to boot? Pay heed. This week is all about you:<\/p>\n

1. Dallas: Like High Pressure Environments? The Lazy Need Not Apply!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Applicants must have previous experience with photocopying and scanning large amounts of legal documents. Must be able to work within a reprographic shop setting. Must have previous experience with photocopy and scanning machines and be able to perform quality control. Must be able to stand for 6-8 hours at a time. Second Shift hours are from 3pm-11pm or longer dependent on amount of work. Lazy applicants need not apply! <\/p>\n

It\u2019s OK, lazy people. You can work for them too. You just have to move a bunch of paper really fast and force your face into a serious expression when anyone walks by. You\u2019ll be fine. <\/em>
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\n2. New Jersey: Learn Equine Massage <\/strong><\/p>\n

Equine Massage Classes offered in Warren County, NJ 4 days with some home study…Payment plans\/paypal accepted. Do you want to Start your OWN Business? Learn a NEW Language with horses while improving their Performance & Well-Being? SAVE $50 during the month of October!! <\/p>\n

Kicking and biting insurance not included. <\/em><\/p>\n

3. Tennessee: Female Chauffeur<\/strong><\/p>\n

Provide transport for ‘nights on the town’, etc. Some of our clients prefer well-dressed female drivers (including driving in heels), hence the posting. We are still working on the exact pay but should be in the $30-$75\/hour, depending. <\/p>\n

We ask that our female drivers drive in high heels and sometimes manual transmissions. Therefore, we are looking for a part-time “model-type” female driver needed to drive customers to desired locations around Memphis. Outgoing personality & knowledge of the Memphis area as well as nightlife. Must be well dressed and be able to wear high heels while driving. <\/p>\n

Must knock clients on their backs and gently place heeled foot in the center of their chests, causing them to giggle wildly, at the end of every shift. <\/em><\/p>\n

4. North Carolina: teenage male needed for weekend day labor <\/strong><\/p>\n

jobs will include helping drag brush, cleaning up yard, helping out with light carpentry, and other small odd jobs. pay negotiable. <\/p>\n

weekend work only. will pick up if transportation is a problem. must be able to lift 80 lbs. <\/p>\n

I don\u2019t even want to ask why this poster specifically wants a teenage male to cavort with\u2014err, help him in his backyard. <\/em>
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\n5. Colorado: Native American Actors wanted for Sci-fi Drama <\/strong><\/p>\n

Looking for experienced actors of Native American decent, and Native American that has a lot of knowledge about spirituality and enlightment. <\/p>\n

Respected shaman of ancient traditions needed to interact with B-grade actors dressed in green Styrofoam suits. They better pay well.<\/em><\/p>\n

Happy Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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